The 2024 Themes were:
Monday, July 22: Uniforms and GearWear
Peruse an old International Male Catalog and go NUTS dressing up in your gear-wear! Any sport will do… Or don your favorite uniform whether it be a worker going postal, military madness, cops, robbers, or cowboys. Perhaps you’ll be emulating a football or baseball player in your athletic gear? Strap on that Jock or shoulder pads, and score a touchdown with a new friend! Better yet, give him a wedgie! If you’re feeling girly, how about an outfit that involves pom-poms, a pig-tailed wig and a teensy skirt with nothin’ underneath!
Tuesday, July 23: Mellow Yellow (Showers or otherwise!)
Take a Big Yellow Taxi to Social Hour in your Yellow Jacket with a yellow rose of Texas upon your lapel. Come donned in your Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini! They’ll call you Mellow Yellow in your saffron robe or your Big Bird outfit. Need ideas? Check the Yellow Pages, if you can still find them! Tie a yellow ribbon ‘round your old oak “tree.” You’ll be singing “Yellow Submarine” dressed as Snoopy’s pal: Woodstock. You’ll catch Yellow Fever in sulfur-colored fireman’s gear or in a flasher’s raincoat! Choose from a cast of lemon-colored characters: Tweety Bird, Colonel Mustard, Bart Simpson, a scary Ronald McDonald, Pikachu, Pac Man or Curious George’s friend: the man with the yellow hat. Grab your number two pencil and be a Yellow Journalist. Just don’t have a “code-yellow” in your SpongeBob Squarepants! And remember: yellow showers bring banana boners.
Wednesday, July 24: Animal Instincts / Pup Play
OK all of you Furries… time to don your favorite fur and animal outfits! Or wear your animal prints today… a leopard, a panther, or how about birds of a feather?
Nature is calling this afternoon… it’s Pup Play time… time to put on your mask and start barking, howling, snuggling or joining a puppy pile!
Thursday, July 25: Leather or Knot!
Yes Sir! The masculine aroma of men in black leather fills the air. Will tonight be the night of your fantasies? Look your best in polished motorcycle boots, a black leather cap, armbands, a harness, and/or other leather accessories. Knot into leather? How about lassoing yourself (or your boy) in ropes?! Tie the knot tonight with your favorite man!
Friday, July 26: Life’s a Drag
Dress to sparkle and dazzle this afternoon. Perhaps you’ll find paradise in a glorious ensemble, in a totally silly frock, or in the man wearing one… Everyone’s a Queen this afternoon whether you’re wearing a tiara, a crown or just wish you had the nerve! The highlight of the evening will be the Miss CMEN Queen contest!
Saturday, July 27: Halloween in July
It’s Transylvania. A coyote howls in the distance butt is it really a coyote? (Could it be someone sexually moaning in Stiffy Lube?!). This afternoon you can wear your favorite nightmare… or anything that you’d wear on the Gay National Holiday of HALLOWEEN! Will Jekyl and Hyde transformations engulf you? Dress in your scariest outfit this evening… if you dare!